Words of Wisdom (Teeth)
A few months ago, I got my wisdom teeth out. They drugged me up, stuffed my mouth full of gauze and sent me home after the procedure. I used the Note feature on my iPhone to communicate with Colby. Obviously, our conversations were very one-sided because I was all gooey and dumb. I just found my side of the conversation saved in the app and I thought it was pretty funny, because I can only remember bits and pieces from that day.
May I present to you… my words of wisdom. Teeth.
I started babbling in the room because I was so nervous
Wow I can still type pretty good
Don’t worry. I don’t have AIDS.
OR DO I?
I saw Dr. Mitton for a second before conking out. The China show was on a TV in there too.
Get some reading done?
What book? The history one?
This is handy.
I ain’t carrying it.
Is your mom in town?
How fast does a Perxa et kick in?
Do we have any?
She gave you a syringe?
I’ll have to tke a Percacetbefotehand
I don’t know how hard I should be pressing down on this gauze
My mouth is curled up like the f***in’ Joker.
The shoppers sign is spiky
I thought I wasn’t supposed to feel anything the first data
Could you turn that on, but turn the temp on it up?
Jillianne Hamilton is the author of Molly Miranda: Thief for Hire, its two action/comedy sequels, and The Lazy Historian's Guide to the Wives of Henry VIII. She is also a graphic designer, a hoarder of podcasts and a history enthusiast. Learn more.